Statement of facts:

For a long time, I thought that all UPOs were mute. But last spring C0034: The Gargantuan Shoe taught me to never assume anything about them.

Therefore, I remained calm when Sybil sent me a voice message about a suspect howling orange object in South London.

During the summer months, I learned to be more patient, to better listen and to trust the unknown. To act rather than talk.

When I reached the address, I found a pub. I found expensive food, I found some funky-looking people. Nothing uncommon in that, we are in London, the UK’s largest and wildest city.

But there I couldn’t find any suspect orange object. Unusual, my boss is always so precise. Initially, I thought that I might have typed in the wrong address, and then that I might be slowly losing my investigative skills.

Action plan:

Accompanied by TLSB colleagues and musical talents Johnston Sheard and Zach Toppin I am planning to visit the mysterious location again on 27/08/2022, to attempt to solve this challenging conundrum through a sonic conversation with the aforementioned howling object.